not much to say these days

I forgot how to do the link thing but his name is Chet username geesdad and he is a wonderful friend and new to LJ! Everyone give him a warm hello!

Stressed but ok. I find myself on myspace more than anything these days...sorry folks! LOL

Arizona graduated from Pre K tday but Ethans field day was at the same exact friggin time at a different school so his godmother and godfather went while mom and I went to Arizonas thing :)

Joe and I are well. We fight a lot because of money but...hey thats life. Todays his birthday 32 he hates being called old LMAO

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yes still living

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Questions that really need answers...

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!


9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

13 Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

14. Why are you singing it to yourself? you didn't believe me?..........

15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

18. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

19. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address in the first place?

LIVE WELL...LAUGH OFTEN...


LOVE MUCH!

I dont care what the weather experts say the accumulation was, where I live is open farm area so we get those nasty snow drifts, some as high as 3-4 ft! Walking out there for a few minutes is like running a marathon. Kids had fun tho

I ate too much chinese food.

;P

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Tamz1976, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister. I got this from a link my cousin posted in our family web site...Its hysterical LMAO

I first heard Gwen use it and then a few others, but now I am claiming the darned thing cause well...it works

Stop the world I want off

Oh and my typical: Fuck! fuck! fuck!

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Well lets see...I returned to work temporary part time (they only allowed me 60 days tho Im filing a request for an extension) I seem to be ruffling feathers tho...In 4 hours I do what everyone does in a full 8...oops

Anywho, Arizona...Well Ive said this before but now it means much more. Shes behind, officially. We say a speech pathologist and he puts her at about 18-24 months. Yeah thats about what I thought. Shes not talking much, she won't potty train and she refuses to give up her binky. However intellectually shes ahead (scratches head) she can assemble puzzles her 7 yr old brother has..with little to no help. She makes "pictures" like a child 1 or 2 yrs older, she is a "problewm solver" etc...well I hav e an interview with the distracts pre school special ed department tomorrow and we'll go from there.

Ethan lost his 1st 2 teeth. 1/9 and then 1/11 funny...Now his top 2 fronts are loose.

Conner is a laugh a minute. When i have time I'll link a pic of him standin in his play pen holding the side...no he did not do it himself, but once put like that he'll stand there for quite some time...he is however crawling. Still working on the sitting on his own thing, but this boys got quite the personality! He'll just look at you and for no good reason he'll start cracking up...then you realize why he's laughing...he quickly grabs you lip or nose or in Charlies case, beard, and won't let go. he is obsessed with his feet...has been for months now, and he gives a huge grin when someone says "boobies" Charlie says "yup he's a tit man" lol

OH YEAH! weight watchers! hit my 10% target! gots me a nifty keychain. 3 lbs to go till I hit my goal! I was all like HOLY SHIT! IM DOING IT! so yay me!

I skim and I scan and I have not much to say anymore...

I am soooooooooo bored of LJ.

Annoying quizzes you have to take half an hour to scroll past.......

Grr sorry guys but they just get really redundant..they are all basically the same things over and over just with different titles. I have no desire to stay in LJ more than 5 minutes anymore. By the time I find something to read, to congratulate, to comfort etc..Ive already fallen asleep from scrolling...

So if you don't see me in any of your "comment" areas, its because there were too many BS quizzes to scroll through...sorry but I have limited time to spend online and looking at who is the sluttiest or who has the ugliest boobs quizzes is just a huge waste of time and energy.

One day if I have enough time on my hands Im gonna take a look and start taking people off my list. Nothing personal, just saving scrolling time. Im gonna tally up who takes the most quizzes a week and take them off my friends list. Also anyone who has more then one LJ name. Im only gonna read one instead of 2 or 3 posts from the same person.

Again...nothing personal. Just really hating the abundance of quizzes and repeat posts etc...

less then 1 lb away from weight watchers goal....thats about 6 lbs away from "my goal" YAY me!

Lots to do...lost 150 cash gotta be around here..3 days of looking (Conners christening money) can't find pinewood derby cars for cub scout pack meeting tonight(how the hell did I lose 23 kits??) sick, swollen and tired...busy busy busy...

Okay so I've been slacking...sue me (well dont do that cause theres nothing to take lol)

Well lets see, Im 10.3 lbs lighter then I was 2 months ago. I chopped off most of my hair (yes I did!)

Kids have been sick. Conners the worst, hacking cough, wheezing, stuffy...thank goodness theres been no fever! Been to the doc twice in a week. Not much we can do that we aren't already doing :(

The weight loss is nice tho. Considering my first LA trip I weighed almost 35 lbs more then I do now. Thats 4 sizes. Last Feb I can't count cause I was preggers LOL

I am so gonna quit the Cub Scout commitee. These people are obnoxious, self absorbed assholes. No one seems to care that this is about the boys!!! I ask for help with a position I was roped into and know nothing about and the next thing I know is I get a copy of our newsletter with the commitee chairpersons name next to my position as well as a few others. That bitch wants all the glory. Gimme a break..theres not supposed to be any glory in this! She wants everyone to think she is doing everything herself, given she does a lot but thats because she takes it upon herself to do it! If some one asks for her input she just assumes that they want her to do it for them...God I wanna smack her! Then I get a call from another den leader and I am talking with her about the idea of me quiting after Blue and Gold in Feb because I can't deal with all the BS and she's like "well being the Cubmasters wife everyone expects you to do a lot" I say FUCK NO! I only agreed to help out because no one else would. Parents think that BSA stand for Baby Sitters of America and you know what they can all kiss my fat ass. What sucks is Im stuck with all the boys of Commitee members with the exception of one boy and everyone is telling me "YOU NEED TO GET AN ASSISTANT!" well how the hell can I fucking do that if I only have one parent not involved and she doesn't want to get involved?? What am I supposed to do? Pull an assistant of my fucking ass???

So fuck'em all. Charlie too cause Im sick of the phone ringing and his immediate reaction is "If its **** Im not here" Ya know Im sick of it. Im not taking the calls for him anymore because I get stuck with dealing with everyone. Im not his damned secratary, Im already housekeeper, cook, nanny, book keeper, taxi etc... a den leader, commitee member, and the advancement coordinater. I am done! I am thru with it. MaryLou did the whole "Your quitting?" thing as if I should stay cause Im doing so well, but the fact is that she is the only other leader in our kids age group and is worried about taking on more kids. Well if Jeanette thinks I can pull an assistant outta my ass maybe she can pull a leader out of hers so Marylou won't have to deal with so many boys. THEN Marylou goes and tells Jeanette Im gonna quit, that Im tired of the BS and that even Charlie is thinking of leaving at years end, so whenever Jeanette needed to talk to one of us today about scouting stuff (IE Pinewood dreby tack, training class being cancelled..) She wimped out and had her husband make the calls for her. If fact they called Charlie on his cell at work which he had specifically asked her not to do a few days ago!!! Fucking bitch...its no wonder noone liked her or her husband at the other pack. The reason for starting this pack was because of the pettiness at the other pack, but now Im beginning to think she was the cause of all that shit and somehow they suckered Charlie into feeling sorry for her and her poor defensless acting Cubmaster husband...God they make me ill!


Um ok Ive ranted enough..I need a butt...

Cece

I am soooo sorry. All day Ive been kicking myself. I really have got to remember about this time zone thing...I promise I will not call you before noon my time again LOL *smootches*

Back from Weight Watchers and then Angel

I lost 3.6 lbs this week!

Gots me a new mattress and boxspring..ooo pillowtop..not soft not hard purrrrrrrrrfect!

Also gots me some new living room furniture coming in 4-6 weeks. Went for the Raping pilager(Columbus) sales. Dual reclining sofa, loveseat and rocker recliner. Woohoo!

Now Im looking into Manual treadmills cause I like em better then those electric ones. Ive used manuals at the gym and used Moms electric and I hate moving at a programmed speed. It makes me feel like Im gonna trip up and fall. Found a small fold away one for 95 that costs over 200 elsewhere for the same exact one. Very tempted.

I should save some money for Christmas huh? LOL